Read Your Blog, Shelby!: March 2007

Jordin Sparks - I Who Have Nothing

I've been meaning to post this all week. I think this was totes the best performance of the night...

Happy Straight Pride

I know I already raged about this last year, but seriously... St. Patrick's Day is cordially invited to blow me. I went to the gym and the drugstore earlier this afternoon and was ready to murder a baby by the time I got home. There are lakes of nasty slush at every intersection from last night's ridiculousness, which would be bleak enough without having to navigate around a bunch of ambling putzes with oversize green hats. And it sounds like the apartment above me has 50 people in it blowing out. Wow...so original you guys! Who would have thought to have a party on St. Patrick's Day?

I'm on cocaine...he's on ecstasy...

I heard about this but I just got around to watching this messy Kell Bells clip...

LaKisha Jones - God Bless The Child

Ok, even though I'm stilling throw all my weight behind no-neck, Kiki gets top prize from me this week. I have always adored this song, and her rendition is fantastic.

Dooooooooooooooooooooouche

Oh my gravy I am completely obsessed with this story. I seriously started cackling on the bus when I read it in a.m. new york. I don't even care if it's true - as Kathy Griffin likes to say, a rumor is good enough for me. I saw him once at P.S. 1 (poseur jump!) and seriously wanted to do the make- an- ok- sign- with- your- hand- and- yell- "BOO!"- through- the- opening- between- your- index- finger- and- thumb.

Slip n Slide

Click here to watch Carmen Electra take a nasty dive on the runway.
Funny stuff.

I got some acid for your FACE!

OMG. I just saw this on Perez. Some crazy lady angrily threw powdered acid on her neighbors, and then denied it when reporters came to question her. It's a classic clip.

Beyonce Threatens To Kill Jennifer Hudson for WINNING OSCAR!

This guy is pretty funny/annoying at times, but this commentary on the J.Hud/Beyonce saga is outrageous. If you like it, check out his page (peron75), he has tons of these gay entertainment clips (a lot of them on the latest Idol news).

This Used To Be My Playground

YouTube has tons of videos of Roxy's Last Dance, but I'm pretty sure this is the one Peter was filming on his little camera. It looks like it's coming from the DJ booth. Anyway, I think you can spot me and Ouizer all the way to the left at :24. It was a very bittersweet moment for all the peeps there.

K-Locke at SBNY

Gurls, I might have to go to this. The prospect of hearing K-Locke blow out to "8th World Wonder" and "Change" (my newest obsession, incidentally...download the Jason Nevins remix STAT) is just too over-the-top gay to pass up.

Fanning the Flames

So I was getting ready to hop on a BLEAK five-hour coach flight (um, middle seat and the bitch to the right of me literally sneezed on my arm at one point) from a business trip to San Diego this week and was trolling the newstands beforehand for some reading material. This is usually when I like to catch up on m'news via In Touch Weekly, but something else caught my eye. For some reason, the newstand had one of those black plastic covers over Maxim, like it was Playboy or Penthouse or Chicks With Dicks or something. I thought that was kinda strange. I mean, yeah, Maxim is disturbingly gross and trashy, but it's not like they show vajayjay. Then I noticed some shocking platinum hair peaking out from underneath the black plastic. One might even say the hair looked heinous. Could it be? I pulled the cover off and had a reaction not unlike a 10-year old opening a Nintendo on Christmas morning. Of course I bought the magazine. See, I don't even pretend to be sane when it comes to matters involving Xtina.