Mariah Carey Nescafe Commercial 2

HAHA! I also like this one because she speaks Japanese!
Is it just me who finds this stuff hilarious? Probably. But enjoy anyway.

Mariah Carey Nescafe Commercial

OMG! I think I just found the inspiration for Mariah's campiest video to date, "Boy".
Randomly searching YouTube, I came across this Japanese Nescafe commercial, circa 2000 (pre-Glitter).
It's camptastic!

The View 5/23/07 Alicia Silverstone Snubs Elisabeth

I can't get enough of this. As if I didn't already like Alicia enough for "Clueless", now she's snubbing people! On national TV!!
Snubbing is a cabinet approved form of behavior. It takes a lot of guts to properly snub someone, so hats off to Cher Horowitz for having the balls to go through with it.

Police Officer Steals Marijuana

A stoned cop calls 911 because he thinks he's dying... no wait, he's already dead.
Goodtimes.

Anticipating

New album cover!

Release Date: June 26

Looks like Kelly trashed Mommie Dearest's house.

"Clean up this mess!"

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Bonus: Reba feat Kelly Clarkson - Because of You

Reba has a new duets album coming out soon and this is the first single.

Fantasia - When I See You

YAY! 'Tasia's second single is no doubt my favorite on her album, and she has a cute NYC video.

Bionic Woman Preview

Speaking of "Heroes", here's a 2 minute preview of my next 'new favorite show'.
Now if they could only finish up that Wonder Woman film.

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry

New Fergie video! Milo WhatsHisName from "Heroes" (my new fave show, btw) looks all Hottie McHottie, walking around with his shirt off for most of it. It's a nice clip overall, good job Fergie Ferg.
Center. Clarity. Peace. Serenity.

back before Xtube

This story is Heinous/Hilarious.

Turns out Jared (from the Subway commercials) was known as "The Porn King" in college because he ran a porn video rental service out of his dormroom.

And the best part, he attributes his weight loss to laziness. He says Subway was the closest fast food joint to his crib.

Outrageous.

Rihanna - Umbrella

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah this song grows on me every time I hear it. Shame on me for calling her Lumidee pt. 2 back during Pon de Replay days...

Daddy Yankee feat Fergie - Impacto (Remix)

NEW DADDY YANKEE!
Ok, not why I'm posting... I'm posting because Fergie has a verse at the end of the song where she says "say it to my FACE!" and totally waves her hand in front of her face. Awesome.

ps... (Fergie's Lyrics)
You know what happens when I step into the place
Fergalicious for the ones who get a taste
But they know I ain't promisciuous
The way I shake it up in this
The ladies don't know real from the fake
You got a problem? Come and say it to my face!
You got a problem? Come and say it in my face!
Fergie-Ferg make an impact
Imma pull ya wig back
Fellas like the way I move my waist

Shakira - Pure Intuition

I hear this song is blowing up overseas, but no word yet on if she'll release it here. I hope so, the spanish version was my favorite song off of "Fijacion Oral vol. 1" (I called it her Kylie song). Actually, I hope it gets a massive release with a slew of club mixes. Can you imagine, Ms. Colombia ruling the airwaves for a third straight summer off of (basically) the same album. That's rare, folks. Big ups to Shakira!

Stars, they're just like Us.

Lindsay & Friends doing bumps in the bathroom @ da club.

I luv'it.

ps... other possible headlines for this post:

"tried to send me to rehab, I said no no no"

"Shut up, Lupe Fiasco!"

"Can four people fit in this stall?"

"You guys are my BEST friends!"

"I just wanna keep partying"

Jailbird

Miss Hilton just got sentenced to 45 days in the slammer! This is after cops caught her driving with a suspended license back in February.

When the judge read the verdict, Paris' mom shouted, "You're pathetic!" at him, while Paris sat crying.

I hope there's a camera-phone video of that somewhere. If only Kathy Hilton had thrown a vase at the Judge, a la Denise Richards in "Wild Things"! (btw... BEST movie scene anywhere EVER!)

Do you really want to hurt me?

OMG. I'm loving this story.
Boy George and friend kidnap an escort and chain him to the wall, then BG pulls out the whips and chains and threatens to get kinky.
EWWW!

The hustler escaped, but I hear he can't stop vomitting!

Kelly Clarkson - Never Again

NEW VIDEO!
I totes love it!
Kell Bell's is back, ya'll.