Tears Dry on Their Own - Amy Winehouse

I want to have her babies.

J-Hud AND J-Holl!

Jennifer Hudson & Jennifer Holiday @ 2007 BET Awards
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This is hands-down the most outrageous thing I've ever seen in my life.

Enough is Enough!

Check this Spin article with Rufus Wainwright in which he slams Beyonce and does his standard prick schtick. I'm sorry, but he has annoyed the shit out of me for YEARS. Originally I just thought I was jealous of his career, considering I am a gay songwriter in the same age bracket who had to pursue a Plan B career instead of waking up at 11am, lounging in my bathrobe, and writing opera all day long (but I'm not bitter!). But honestly, the more interviews with him that I read, the more it seems that he is just a genuinely unpleasant person...a whiner who is completely ungrateful for any success he has achieved. Not to mention he put up that sham Judy Garland concert and then ultimately criticized Liza for not bowing to her knees and sucking his dick - saying "But you know she did make a mistake, because it was a great show and she’ll come around." Really? REALLY?? Why don't you go do some more tina, douchebag.

bleak.

Ladies and Gentlemen....Mindina Inzelina!

So, the cabinet was in full attendance for Pier Dance 2007. And as usual, we were firmly stanced by the first set of bleachers, dancing up a storm. I think this clip accurately displays the general confusion of the audience during Idina Menzel's live performance. Incidentally, they pronounced her name wrong during her intro, calling her "Mendina Inzel". They may as well have said, "Please welcome to the stage....No-Name!". Me, I was raging along with her when she was singing Tracy Young's dance remix of "Defying Gravity" from WICKED. It doesn't GYIT much better than dancing on a random west side pier with 8,000 sweaty men to a dance remix of a ridiculous Broadway song - sung by a Tony Award-winning performer. Which is followed immediately by fireworks. Yeah...it doesn't get much gayer than that, folks. You'd have to be tap-dancing with Liza across a fuckin' rainbow to the music of Ethel Merman's version of "I Got Rhythm" to trump that.

Kelly Clarkson - Sober

Oh Sweet Baby Jesus...I want to dyke out with Kelly I love her so much. Anyone who jumps on the Debbie Downer bandwagon and trashes her new album can EAT ME RAW, because it's fantastic.

Amerie - Gotta Work

Amerie - Gotta Work (World Premiere)
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Anything featuring pumps-dancing is foin by me!

"You do not have a fresh face"

This cartoon is high-larious! It's called "Planet Unicorn" and it sorta reminds me of those old "Queer Duck" shorts. This is episode #4, so be sure to check out the other, equally outrageous episodes on YouTube or on Channel101.com. Goodtimes!

all I want for christmas!

Mariah Carey has announced the launch of her new women's fragrance - "M by Mariah Carey"

Mimi unveiled her scent to beauty editors at a lavish cocktail party in Soho last week, which she hosted with Elizabeth Arden, her fragrance licensee. And if Carey's musical prowess extends to her fragrance, Arden will have a hit on its hands as Mariah is the best-selling female musical artist of all time, with a string of 17 number-one singles. The new M by Mariah Carey will be available in stores in the fall.

You can read the rest of the article on Women's Wear Daily.

Kelly Clarkson - Sober

Kelly's new single.
I like it. It's a pretty, Sarah McLachlan-ish ballad (read:lezbot), with a big blowout at the end. I don't know how well it will do on Radio, but I'll jam it in my kitchen (on mah behbeh boombox)!