Batshit Crazy

I found these pics of Britty Peers at her OK Magazine shoot.

Looks like paparazzi phots, but this is probably as close

as we'll get to seeing what went down.

Notice she has two different dresses on,

the fried-chicken-stained-yellow one

and a dog-dodo-brown one.

Click on the pic for a closer look.

Holla!

"and the other bleakness is..."

"M by Mariah" hits stores next month, but you can check out the fragrance's website and sign up for a free sample (yes, of course I did. I'll probably wear it too. Holla!).

Annnnd, the voicemail Clairee posted is much funnier overall than this one, but this is the latest one where she talks about how living with her trainer is so bleak (skip to 2:28).

Goodtimes.

Luv ya, appreciate ya, and enjoy ya.

Get Back!

Yes folks, this is the outfit Miss Spears decided to wear in her comeback video for "Get Back". Well, if the comeback's not gonna be fierce, at least make it campy. Looks like Britty won't let us down. (more pics here)

WWTDD got the inside scoop:
Our insider told us that the music video is unlike anything Britney Spears has done before, pointing out that the video has a very eclectic feel to it with a lot of vintage elements. In one of the sets, there’s a drawing of Elvis on the wall and a little bit further down is one of Britney. There is also a night club set.
Our insider says: “Not many people know how long this music video has been in pre-production. The entire concept behind the music video, which I cannot talk about, was entirely Britney’s idea, and this is the first time that she has been involved in it as early as the story board process, all the way to the production design and the casting as well. The only thing I can say is that this video is about “rebirth”. She also did all the choreography for it. This is her baby and is excited for all her fans to see it when it airs. She has been working extremely hard even though many fail to give her credit for it.”

9 to 5 coming to Broadway!

I don't usually get all gay over "coming to broadway" announcements, but I nearly did a spit-take when I read this. I LOVE this movie!
Peeps are saying the show looks promising and Dolly wrote all the songs herself!
Um... first in line, right here.

"I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!"
Nyeahhhhhh!!! It just don't GET any better!

Easy-Bake Finger

Booooooooo!!!! This toy was the JUMP, and mandatory for any 'mo in training. I remember waiting like 19 hours to bake a brownie.

Katharine McPhee - Love Story

They're all gonna laugh at you! Thanks for the bleakosity, Kat.

Kylie

Don't even talk about it!

Mimi Voicemail

Courtesy of honorary cabinet member Jim, here is a new outrageous voicemail from Mimi. Enjoy!

Silverchair - Straight Lines

I'm sure I'll hate myself later for this, but I'm kinda liking this song/video right now...

Judge Judy - "What's A Booty Bump?"

Fantasia - When I See U

Tasia being her usual over-the-top self, with garments courtesy of Bobby Trendy. But my god that bitch can blow!

Random Pic of the Day...

The Reluctant Receptionist sent this to me and it made me laugh out loud at work. Mostly because I make off-color jokes about Stevie Nicks booty bumps on pretty much a daily basis.

Courtney Love's aftershow

Holy shiz! This clip is SCARY.

fabulous.

Shelby, is dat chu?

I love this pic.
The Clarkson checks herself between songs (or during, who knows).

Sharon Stone in a Fat Suit (CampFest)

It's worth watching for the meltdown at the end.