MCMC

Merry Christmas!

Hope your holidays hit a high note.

second time around

These albums have been getting heavy rotation on my iPod lately.
All three sophomore efforts feature

top notch production and are well balanced

with slow jams and throw downs.

Jojo shows a nice maturity and

some surprising range on "The High Road".

After my intial listen, I immediantly started it over

and listened to the whole thing again.

Every song is a gem.

'Tasia's second CD is another one chock full of potential singles.
"When I See You" always get a repeat,
and the chorus to "Bore Me (Yawn)"
gets stuck in my head for hours.

And what's left to say about Gwen but, good job!
She did pretty much what I expected on this CD.
It has all the originality and weirdness of the first album,
but with a lot less annoying gunk.
No "bubble pop electrics" this time.
It's all "hollabacks" and "Cools", just what I wanted.

Go Shorty. It's ya Burfday.

Happy 26th Birthday, Xtina!

Get Crazy.

You're trying to destroy me.

I'm all little debbie for "I Love New York" (January 8th) I've been YouTubing New York's mom (aka... Miss Michelle; Sister Patterson) all night! I found plenty of clips of her being nasty, condescending, and compulsively lying about having terminal illnesses. I also found some "I love New York: Casting Specials" where Miss Michelle accuses most of the guys of being gay. But the best clip is of her moaning like Carrie White's mom. Too bad though, they cut it off before the "you're trying to destroy me" part.

BOOOO! (for bad editing)

Anyway, enjoy this clip of Sister Patterson from Season One.

ps... Did you guys see New York's new boobs?

They're practically resting on that girl's shoulder.
heinously outrageous.
Iluvit.

Fe Fi Fo Fum

With all the Britty news these days, I have one question: WHERE'S HER TRUSTED (ALBEIT UNFORTUNATE LOOKING) ASSISTANT FELICIA CULOTTA (AKA FE)??!! I love you Fe. Come out come out wherever you are!

P.S. I looked everywhere for a good picture of Fe and could only come up with this bleak advertisement that includes her. If anyone can find a good pic, let me know!

Never Forget the O.G.

Click on the entry title for a link to a depressing story about our gurl J. Holliday. I achieved one of my "must do's before I die" a few months ago and heard this bitch sing live. To call it a religious experience would the understatement of the year. The Cabinet will always endorse J. Hud but we DO know who the Dreamgirls HBIC (head bitch in charge a la New York on Flavor of Love) is... J. Holliday. Well, okay, she's not the HBIC to anyone except us but that's okay. Read the last paragraphs of the article... she says she's open for bookings. We should pool our money together and get her to appear at this year's Cabinet-sponsored BLOW! Awards!!

Happy Holidays from the Cabinet...

Click here to download D-Hein's very special track, "Home for Christmas".

Danity Kane - Ride For You

Since Shelby is out of town, I figured it was my duty to post this...

My Xmas Wishlist

It's hard for poor old Ouizer to believe that I've been working in the entertainment industry for over five years now. Five years ago, I landed a sweet job at my favorite record label, and soon thereafter began to wreak havoc on the 'normalcy' of my coworkers. At first quiet and unassuming, I soon became known for being able to freely recreate choreography for then-current videos like Madonna's "Music" and Toni Braxton's "He Wasn't Man Enough". Come Xmastime, my closest work colleagues decided we should trade holiday gifts and asked me what I wanted for Xmas. I suppose they thought I'd answer, "Oh, a gift certificate to Tower Records or a nice cashmere scarf from Banana Republic." You see, they were just getting to know how...well, odd I was. Without a flick of the hair I replied, "The new BEYONCE doll, of course!"

Now, I didn't think they'd actually do it. But, come December 23rd, there in Barbie-covered wrapping paper, was my very own B doll in the outfit she had worn in the "Survivor" video. I cherished my Beyonce doll, never taking her out of the box and worshipping her daily.

A few years later, I had the chance to work on a Destiny's Child marketing campaign. I lovingly took Miss B from her pedestal and brought her to work, placing her in front of my 2'x2' promo flats and stacks of promos, postcards and giveaways. My layout, of course, was perfectly positioned, worthy of Simon Doonan's Barney's displays or even Bree VanDeKamp's kitchen cabinets.

Fast-forward to 2006. As we reach the final stretch of the Dreamgirls premiere onslaught, I am filled with wonder. This morning, that same boss from my first entertainment job forwarded me an e-mail titled "Want This For Xmas?" And...lo and behold, it seems like everything comes around again. I have not one Beyonce doll to look forward to, but a slew of her, as well as some Anika Nonis and a few J Huds thrown in for good measure. The Gods must be looking out for Ouizer in her old age, and all I want for Xmas is....ALL OF THESE! Click on the title of this post for the full selection of HOT MESSES! LUVSIT!

All is (not) Well

Quick!

Listen to the Gayken eff up the end of this song

before The Claymate Coalition force YouTube to take it off.

Skip to the 3:30 mark and enjoy!

Clay Aiken - All is Well

Listen...

Click on the pics to
listen to the full albums.

Doogie does Les Mis

And...ya didn't know he was gay? This is for all you show queens.

Fantasia - Hood Boy (Music Video)

Bobo's back, bitches.