Jailbird

Miss Hilton just got sentenced to 45 days in the slammer! This is after cops caught her driving with a suspended license back in February.

When the judge read the verdict, Paris' mom shouted, "You're pathetic!" at him, while Paris sat crying.

I hope there's a camera-phone video of that somewhere. If only Kathy Hilton had thrown a vase at the Judge, a la Denise Richards in "Wild Things"! (btw... BEST movie scene anywhere EVER!)