Read Your Blog, Shelby!: April 2007

Hairspray Trailer

I'm still pissed about J. Travolta being cast as momdukes, but all-in-all, this doesn't look so bad.
Cabinet outing at the Ziegfeld?

That's a Hair-Don't!

And just for ol' times sake, the OG trailer.

pussy cat dolls - sway

I'm only posting this to save Ouizer's sanity.
Many moons ago, we had a disagreement where I said "Don't Cha" was the first single and he argued that they had one before that, but couldn't remember what it was, only that they "used to play it at Splash during happy hour".
"Oh ok", I said, "that really narrows it down".
But now I stand corrected. Here it is, a remake of "Sway" for that J.Lo/Richard Gere trainwreck.
AND, Bonus, that one chick who can't sing but gets an A+ for effort 'cause at least she tries to blow, is totally featured... TRYING TO BLOW!
Goodtimes.

Kelly Clarkson - Never Again Video Shoot (Access Hollywood)

Fergie Ferg's American Idol Travesty

This performance was so bleak it tipped the scales into awesome. My personal favorite is the very special Idol producers moment around 1:42 when the re-re girl grabs Fergie's hand. I mean, honestly...who thought this was a good idea? Me, I like my Fergie on meth and/or wetting herself.

Sad Kermit - Hurt

Tori Amos- Big Wheel

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Gwen Stefani - 4 In The Morning

NEW SINGLE! Nice song. The video's nothing special, but she looks great.

The Landlord

Have you guys seen this hilarity? Will Ferrell and his writing partner made a short film with said writing partner's daughter as the landlord from hell. Goodtimes. Watch now before YouTube deletes it (otherwise, check it out at FunnyOrDie.com).

It needed to be SAID!

Most of you know of the borderline-scary obsession I am having right now with Amy Winehouse. Besides the fact that "Back to Black" is like, the best freakin' album since "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" (ok, so that praise might be a teeeeeeeeensy bit effusive), she is just such a hilarious, nasty wreck of a human being. The story I'm loving this week is that she apparently heckled Bono while he was accepting an award. It's no secret my feelings for that ol' megalomaniac blowhard. *sigh* Girl after my own heart.

Feist - 1 2 3 4

Shelby's Gal alerted me to this fabulousness. It's kinda like Bjork's "It's Oh So Quiet" meets a non-bleak Polyphonic Spree.

R.I.P. County Fair :-(

Haley (aka County Fair / 4H Queen), you entertained us to no end. In your memory, I am posting your most beasty Kimberly-Caldwell-esque "performance" (and as Shelby would say, I use that term very loosely). Look forward to seeing you on future Carnival cruises, girl!

I'm back gurls, and with 20% more crazy!

Ok, so these pics have officially made me excited about this new Tori album...and an official return to the bygone era of "I'm going to record in a dilapidated house and take a bunch of crazy rainforest drugs and have a pig suckle my right breast". With upcoming releases by crazy beast mainstays Bjork and Tori, it looks like I've got my soundtrack for Spring 2007 all planned out...