Are You OK In There???

Dear Queen Bee,

Just thought I'd shout you out since I ain't heard a peep in nearly three months! You OK in there??? I hope the girls are still being nice to you and singing your songs at karaoke night at the prison. And I hope you feel the love that we are sending you from the outside world.

That's why I'm writing today. When you getting out!? I thought they might let you out early since you haven't been causing mad drama up in there. Honestly, I thought you'd crack being in there with all those stank Pennsylvania bitches for so long. They should be impressed you haven't caused a riot yet.

My gurl Deon was out on Fire Island with me last weekend and she was giving you props in her Marc Jacobs Luvs Lil Kim tank top. I was SO jealous but I'm looking for one on eBay and I hope I can wear it for Pride next weekend. Unless of course you can call up Marc and see if he can send me one at the office. : )

Anyway, I hope to hear from you SOON and by the way, what happened with Countdown to Lockdown on BET? Did Foxy's crew come in and steal the master tapes!!?? They played it like one time and then I never saw it again! Blown. You need to get on that. And you need to get on your MARKETING team cause they releasin shit and NO ONE knows about it. See! We need you out here.

xoxoxoxo,

Your #1 Fan Ouizer

P.S. Party at my place when you get out!!! Only five minutes from your nail salon.