There's Nowhere I'd Rather Be, Than Here with All of You

First off, to all of my fans, I'd like to say I've missed you all. Ouizer needed to take a little hiatus from Shelby and do some spring cleaning, but I am back to let you know that, tonight, there's nowhere I'd rather be, than here with all of YOU. And no...I wasn't mad at you, I was mad at the dirt. Now, on to some long overdue posting!

If you bitches haven't gotten a chance to see the MOMMIE DEAREST: HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY EDITION, you are in for a treat! The film looks much better in this restored version, and there are three nice little bonus features - including some deleted footage! - that catch up with most of the main cast. Of course, Miss Dunaway is nowhere to be found, but that was to be expected. "And I don't want to talk about that MOMMIE DEAREST movie, I'll say maybe one thing!"

Since MOMMIE DEAREST is such a treasure trove of great material, it seems like most of us in the Cabinet have homed in on one scene that best captures our cracked personalities. For me, of course, there are two. On good days when I'm ready to jump, it's the scene where I (I mean Joan/Faye) descend down the grand staircase in my silvery finest with the rotting plate of rare meat. On bad days (and this is more fun, actually), it's me wreaking havoc on the roses muttering "Hollywood ROYALTY! Box office POISON!" Hell, even on good days that's me. Which of the many faces of crazy, dear fans, are you?