***URGENT: VERY VERY IMPORTANT NEWS***

Listen! Up! Bitches! Super Bowl Sunday isn't just for the straights anymore: Bravo, in a wise counterprogramming decision, has slated Liza Minnelli's appearance on Inside the Actors Studio for this very Sunday, Feb. 5 (check local listings). Liza's promoting her role in the upcoming comedy film 'The OH in Ohio,' which stars Parker Posey as a woman who has never had an orgasm. And her costars--aside from LIZA, PEOPLE--are Mischa Barton, Danny DeVito and Paul Rudd. Sounds like a BLOW!

But on to Liza--having watched an early copy of the hour, I can tell you that THIS BITCH DELIVERS!! Our gurl walks out yelping and waving, and she's wearing a large black blouse and some smart black slacks. (Duh.) But that's hardly all, people. SHE HAS HER PURSE ON HER ARM, as if she's just walked in from the street!! (She probably did.) And the purse?

The purse??

You wanna know what's hanging off her purse? Friggin' keychains.

And you know what else she talks about? Uta Hagen. And you know what else they show? Her blowout with Mama on the stage of the Palladium.

Set the DVRs, yo.