Depressed, Sweetie, Depressed!

I am SO sad! I just went to Jessie's Bat Mitzvah website, and apparently the shindig already went down and the video is GONE!!! To add insult to injury, not ONE member of the Cabinet was invited to this event. We would have gladly given it adequate press coverage on our website and various affiliated publications, periodicals and other media outlets. Jessie's family, however, did issue this press statement:

"Jessie’s Bat Mitzvah and theme celebration was a huge success.The religious service was last weekend and she did a great job.
She also had a great time at her party and she even washed off her temporary tattoo at the conclusion.

She’s not a pop star anymore, although she was for the evening . . .she’s now just a 12 year old girl again whose family and friends love her as she is."

Well...I FOR ONE do not love her as she is...I want her to continue her career as beast mallrat pop star. It sounds like she turned back into a pumpkin after her festivities! Oh well, like I said before, countin' down the days to your Super Sweet Sixteen, gurl. And until then, here's a pretty picture of a gay-friendly Jewish star to console us in our time of need.