Blowhan just can't stop blowing it...

Sorry if this is old news, but I just heard about it... So it seems Blowhan was having breakfast (post coitus?) at the home of Bryan Adams (wtf?), and after stepping out of the shower dropped her teacup (?) and gashed open her leg, requiring stitches. Ok, I don't know where to begin. As usual, the whole incident sounds ridiculously shady. Who is this accident prone? All I can say is I hope she's purchased herself a nice PPO Plan, what with her bi-weekly visits to hospital for "dehydration and exhaustion" and various other mysterious ailments. Gurl, you need to slow down this runaway train to Spearsville before it's too late! Maybe the cabinet should write a concerned letter?