An Open Letter To Beyonce

Dear B,

The miracle of modern technology has given the world a glimpse into the face of your future offspring, and girl, it ain't pretty. I URGE you to practice safe sex with Jigga, because not even Mama Knowles could whip up a creation from The House of Dereon clever enough to cover the hideousness of this child...please leave all the ugly babies to Solange and keep working hard at being the fiercest diva ever.

Love,

Ouizer

P.S. Congratulations on your NEW #1 SINGLE, "Check On It"!!!