"It's Abkani."

What would award season be without the Razzies? I am so proud to see our favorite BLOW! Tara Reid on the ballot this year. She delivers e'ery time. She is nominated for "Alone in the Dark," a gem of a film starring fellow BLOW! Christian Slater. I am proud to say the Cabinet saw this train wreck on opening night (just as we did with "Gigli," "Swept Away" and "Catwoman"). It really did deliver in every way. Tarablow thought she was "acting" because she put dark rimmed glasses and a lab coat on. However, all of her lines were delivered with that same goober blank "whaaa?" look on her mug. Awesome. I make a public plea to all those Razzie voters out there: Pleeease vote for Tarablow. You won't be sorry.