Candie B's Fingerhuttin' Bitch...

Loves it! Here's a pic of that Polish maid who stole from Robert De Niro and Candace Bergen. By the way, to avoid any confusion, we call someone who steals a "fingerhuttin' bitch" because a few years ago Shelby had her purse jacked when I was with her at Wondar Bar (R.I.P.) and the petty thief ended up buying a bunch of stuff online with Shelby's credit cards at Fingerhut.com. It was so blown out, the terminology stuck.

Anyway, I fully endorse this new and celebrity-improved fingerhuttin' bitch, as she seems totally over it and has zero remorse - two things the cabinet fully embraces. :-)