Sharon is carin'

Speaking of Catwoman, y'all, have you been treated to the trailer for Basic Instinct 2 yet?? Because I have, and let me tell you, there WILL be a Cabinet outing for the opening night of this must-see film, which I'm already predicting will rack up the Razzies next spring.

I'm happy to see Sharon Stone really making an ass of herself--her usual M.O.--by actually agreeing to be in this movie despite the fact that she is basically a walking punchline at this point in her "career." (But GOD do I love the freak! Her performance in 'Casino' was the jump, and what with the komodo dragons, the brain tumor, the charity benefit song she "wrote" and "produced," and baby Roan, how could I not?) It's deathly apparent from this trailer, too, that the movie is going to suck balls, but it looks like our Sharon is really trying to hit this one wayyyyy out of the park. Sweet Sharon, always looking out for her fans in the Cabinet!