The face of botox...

Oh my lord, scary!!! What the hell is wrong with Heidi Fleiss' face??? She looks like those scary upper east side women that I see up in my 'hood, face tied around the back of the head.

Anyway, check out this story. Ya gotta love this blow for stretching the hell out of her 15 minutes. You can tell she tooooooootally loves the attention, negative as it may be. I honestly don't think she even minded going to prison, as long as people were talking about her.

Incidentally, does anyone remember when she was shooting that horrible indie movie with that ugly, zitty perma-frown girl from Bravo's "Showbiz Moms and Dads"? Ya can't GYIT better television than that, I say...