You too can look like a brainless idiot

Check this ish out...the website Emitations (www.emitations.com, and no, I can't link to it because my work computer is a BLOWOUT MAC...) has a cubic zirconia imitation of Paris Hilton's engagement ring from that short-lived stint with the hottie Greek shipping heir! Just in case you want to announce to the world that your hero is a no-talent bimbo with approximately one facial expression.