Six-Dog Mauling!

M'Lynn IM'd me this story yesterday and I had to share, since it is like the mother of all dog maulings (incidentally, we're pretty much convinced that we're going to die by a dog mauling, given our level of sick fascination with these stories). Personally, if I were to be mauled and had my choice, I'd prefer for it to be an enormous wildcat. I'd be like, "cool!" right as she slashed open my throat. What would your preference be? Croc? Shark? Pterodactyl?