Who needs a finger in their chili...

...when they can suck down a hypodermic needle filled with heroin in their burrito? Check out this story about a New Mexico woman who tried to smuggle some drugs to her friend inside a 99c wrap of dehydrated goodness and totally got caught. Outrageous!!

[P.S.: God, that picture is gross. Did I really used to eat that stuff on a regular basis in high school?]