Bug-eyed Blowout
Okay, so this post isn't going to come close to Ouizer's Babs story in the entertainment department (Classic blow,Ouizer. Fine holiday fun) but I had to post anyway.
I fuckin' LOVE the Runaway Bride (aka Jennifer Wilbanks). Bitch hopped a freakin' Greyhound before her wedding to some Christian loser who wouldn't give her any somethin' somethin' and then LIED saying she was abducted. Classic. The Cabinet always endorses blows like this who lie when the shit hits the fan.
Now, she is suing her ex for stuff they bought with her book deal money. Click the title of this post for the story. Why in the world is she suing for a ladder...? She's so freakin' weird. I luv'er.
posted by Shelby at 10/10/2006 10:57:00 PM
6 Comments:
Or, for that matter, a gold-colored sofa. Huh? I'll bet you it's straight from the bargain basement at Mathis and Bollinger.
Do you think we should invite her to be a VIP guest at the BLOW!ies this winter?
11:20 PM, October 10, 2006
Most DEF we should...it would be like when Barracuda brings in random BLOW!s like Tonya Harding (incidentally, we could probably get her too...)
9:55 AM, October 11, 2006
I do NOT want Tonya Harding at the BLOW!ies. MEAN to Nancy. : )
10:14 AM, October 11, 2006
Is it true that her ex-fiance wouldn't give her any Skeet Skeet? That explains a lot. I wouldn't stay with a dude past the 3rd date without a lil' sumthin sumthin.
11:02 AM, October 11, 2006
1. She SHOULD be an invited guest at the BLOW!ies this year. I'm so glad she blew it again in 2006 so that we could give her a proper salute. We missed our opportunity last year and I will never forget myself or the rest of the Cabinet for that.
2. It's TOTES true that the guy didn't want to give any skeet skeet. He's a born again Christian who wanted to save sex until they were married. She, obviously, wasn't having it.
3. Tonya Harding aaallll the way.
1:49 PM, October 11, 2006
so tina fey was on the today show this morning and said that she wants to play this woman when they finally make her lifetime movie.
she took off her glasses, bugged her eyes out. the resemblance was scary.
4:05 PM, October 11, 2006
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