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OH. MY. GOD. The day is drawing near!!! fatpiggyboilinginthebath's new self-help book Shine: A Physical, Emotional & Spiritual Journey to Finding Love hits the stores on January 6th!!! I hope you guys didn't spend all your holiday money on trashy paperbacks and will have enough to get this epic masterpiece when it comes out. You can advance order it on Amazon for only $16.47!!! Here is a quote from the press release: "Star decided to make it happen. She began a personal journey to reconstitute her physical look, emotional state, and already strong spirituality. Even if she didn't find love, it would be a win-win situation because she'd emerge from the experience a healthier, happier woman -- one who could truly shine. Unless you live on another planet, you know Star succeeded in her quest and did find true love -- and it wasn't that hard at all. In Shine, she shares it all in her wise, revealing, irreverent, laugh-out-loud style." PRICELESS!!!




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