BREAKING NEWS: Liza v. David divorce grows bleaker...

Check out this article detailing some new claims in the Liza Minnelli vs. David Gest divorce case, which came to totally unshocking light three years ago this fall with allegations of physical abuse, vodka slurping, and general bleakosity. Now David is claiming that poor Liza had herpes and never told him. And I am shocked and appalled--shocked and appalled!!--to read that David never actually transmitted it from Liza. They must have had some super-duper-safe sex.