I'm a STAR!

Apparently they're not just crazy about cheerleading in Texas. Even a school play can make a young girl...mad enough to KILL?

The Herald Sun reports:

"A Texas teenager has been charged with trying to serve a poisoned drink to a fellow student so she could perform in the school play.

Katherine Smith, 18, had told her family she was the play's star, but she was an understudy.

Smith is believe to have brought a vial of bleach to school and poured some into a bottle of Mountain Dew, which she gave to the lead actor. But the bottle smelled of bleach and the girl took it to a teacher, who called police."

Can't wait for the TV movie-of-the-week. In my gay fantasy, I'd cast Duff as the lead and Blowhan as the understudy.