Jewel is M.A.D.D.!

How the mighty have fallen. The Washington Post reports Jewel is set to perform May 31st on "The Young and the Restless" on a "very special" episode that deals with drunk driving deaths (Is she gonna yodel at a funeral? Because that would be totally hot...).

At the end of the episode, she's supposed to give a public service announcement for Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Uh-huh...because I'm sure she has such a long history of support with this organization and it has nothing to do with promoting her new craptastic album. I can just imagine her venturing off script for the announcement:

"Because you might end up killing a toddler like that Noxzema girl who was in 'Urban Legend' and consequently have to deal with a messy PR scandal. And THAT'S why you shouldn't drink and drive, people. Hmm. Cars. People drive in cars. But did you know that I once lived in one?"

WE GET IT, JEWEL!