I've officially hit rock bottom

I know that I've truly hit rock bottom with my pop obsession because I recently legally downloaded two tracks from Ricky Martin's newest cd - "It's Alright" and "Drop it on Me". What's worse, I've been secretly boppin' along to them ever since on my ipod. Here - check out the video for "It's Alright" on YouTube. What is WRONG with me? This is quite obviously shit, and yet I'm devouring it like La Whitney to crack-sprinkled Skittles. Clearly I need professional help.

Sadly, these Ricky Martin tracks are not even the most embarassing ones in my ipod - not by a long stretch. That dubious honor might go to my selections from "Once on this Island", multiple Gavin DeGraw tracks, or (ahem, shift uncomfortably) a Rascal Flatts song.

We all have them. You know...those songs that you secrectly love but would be completely mortified if anyone knew you actually listened to them. These are the songs during which you turn the volume down to 5 on public transport just in case, god forbid, someone smirks hearing you listen to Carrie Underwood's "Some Hearts". Because I mean, YOU'D make fun of you, right?

So I've done it. Now you confess!