FPBITB's Long Lost Sister

Since that insensitive little beastess Jessie forgot to invite me to her Bat Mitzvah (or even to invite me to the mall to be a groupie in her video), I've found another party that would be more than happy to have me...The Exquisite Affair of Dr. Bridget Hilliard's 50th Birthday! Click here for the invite.

Dr. Hilliard works hard to bring her ministries to the world, so it is only fitting that she have one over the top birthday party for herself. Suggested gift ideas: monetary gifts, handbags from Gucci, Louis Vuitton or Chanel and gift certificates from Escada. Ladies, you must wear cream or gold (I guess you could wear both if you wanted to be a little extra).

Since my own birthday is little more than two months away, I've decided to assemble my own list:

Suggested Gift Ideas:
* Monetary Gifts (minimum $50)
* Messenger Bags from Prada, Gucci or Christian Dior
* Shoes from Donald J. Pliner, Prada or Dolce & Gabbana
* Gift Certificates to Barney's, Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's (I will also take gift certificates to Applebee's, Red Lobster or the Olive Garden if you don't have a Barney's, Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's near you)
* Cars from Jaguar, BMW or Aston Martin
* Vacations to Paris, Florence or Copenhagen

If you can't attend my big bash, that's more than fine. Just send the gifts, anyway. Wrapped. With big bows. Please. (See, I have more manners than Dr. Hilliard, she didn't even say please!)