10 Things I Hate About You, Julia Stiles...

"I don't approve of anything"

"I told you...I am classy. I do SHAKESPEARE"

1). You look like a plain jane ordinary girl, thus giving you the nickname "somebitchoffthestreet", or SBOTS.

2). You have a Gwynnie aura or superiority, for absolutely no reason. Hello, you make crap movies.

3). You speak in some weird kind of fake-british actory dialect.

4). Somehow you have fooled people into thinking you are a talented actress and as a result they keep hiring you to do Shakespeare.

5). You look like Joss Stone's busted sister. I like Joss Stone, but now that my mind has associated the two of you, I constantly have to remind myself of that fact.

6). "Mona Lisa Frown" (oops - I mean Smile)

7). "Save The Last Dance"

8). "The Prince & Me"

9). "A Guy Thing"

10). "Down to You" (just HOW many shitty Rom Coms did you make???)