Squishy Face Jumpoff

There is really no point to this post. I just realized that Squishyface Zellweger had not been represented on this blog, and well, damned if I didn't find the squishiest face I could find of her on the internet. I'm going to withhold saying anything nasty about her because she managed to play Roxie in "Chicago" without me totally hating her. That said, I will say that I thought it was hilarious in Kathy Griffin's newest special when she referred to her as a "sweaty puffy cokewhore"... classic!