Why Are You Famous, Kimberley?

Why won't Kimberley Stewart just GO AWAY? First of all, she is ugly both inside and out. Second, she is famous only for being the daughter of a rock star, and for being friends with an heiress who herself is famous only for being famous. Third, look at this picture. She has MAN HANDS, baby! And now apparently she wants us to swallow the fact that she is engaged to Talan Torriero of Laguna Beach. Sure, like that isn't some stupid stunt cooked up by their publicists to try and strech out the shelf life on these Z-listers for a few more minutes. Well guess what? Nobody cares! Although, it did inspire this blog posting, and most likely it will be featured in Star, In Touch, and Us Weekly...so huh, whattaya know...guess it worked!