When Animals Attack, Part 1

You know...looking over our entries, I was shocked and dismayed to see the lack of animal attack postings, given the level of interest among the cabinet with such stories (Bane & Hera? Bethany Hamilton? I mean, c'mon...). So I decided to start with today's mauling... meet the kinkajou. Read here. This crazy ass monkey bit some 82 year old woman in Mississippi who was doing nothing other than sweeping her porch. So let this be a lesson to you all... they are planning our demise. When you least expect it, I don't know....perhaps during a morning run by the river....perhaps in a long line at a Starbucks....maybe brushing your teeth before bed.... Just know that some species you've never seen or heard of in your life WILL attack you and WILL maul you slowly to death. Consider yourself warned.