I'm not mad at you, Apple, I'm mad at the dirt!!!

As if we needed ANOTHER reason to hate and mock sourpuss Gwyneth Paltrow, but lo and behold, she delivers again! Is Gwyneth Paltrow germaphobic? Rumor has it that she was already germ-obsessed prior to the birth of her demon-spawn Apple, but now that she has the baby to freak out about as well, she demands guests use anti-bacterial soap before touching the baby. Smart idea, Gwynnie. Because it's not like the human body ever comes in contact with germs. And since your baby's immune system will never learn how to deal with them, next thing you know you're taking Apple for a stroll and it's demonhead explodes. Blah! She sucks!