Ouizer's Birthday Bash!

Ouizer's 27th birthday was this past Thursday, which is also appropriately Hitler's birthday AND the worldwide celebration of all things marijuana. You go with your special day, Ouizer...The Cabinet loves you! (Check out that picture of our Ouizer, at left, with Honorary Cabinet member Sharon Stone.)

Birthday celebrating commences this Saturday afternoon at 4p at Splash, the Chelsea megabar known for its tourist-heavy crowd, its off-the-wall Happy Hours, the magnificent videos that play on an endless loop (if you're lucky, you'll catch a number from some blown-out '80s musical or a specially edited Whitney Houston 'crack is wack' megamix), and BARTENDERS BARTENDERS BARTENDERS!!!! The most chiseled men in NYC stand behind the bar with their shirts off and their weewees bulging. As Ouizer said, 'This veers beyond the bizarre...and into the just plain ridiculous.'

Which is why we'll be boozing it up there this afternoon. To you, Ouizer!