Yanni = DV Jumpoff?

Um, random much? Musical "talent" Yanni was apparently arrested recently for a domestic dispute with his girlfriend. Click here for the full story. Looks like we've got ourselves another DV Jumpoff, kids! Now, I realize that domestic violence is no laughing matter, but here in the cabinet we find a way to make a joke about pretty much anything and everything. In fact, "DV Jumpoff" was first coined during the run of American Idol Season 2, when southern military man Joshua Gracin used to make scary domestic violence faces into the Idol cameras. For example:


More recently, we used "DV Jumpoff" to describe Ryan Phillipe's forceful push of blowbag Reese Witheranus after her "Walk the Line" win at the Golden Globes. Her eyes are saying "help me!" here:


Or, there was our DV speculation the year that JAniston won the Golden Globe. She and Brad showed up at the very last second looking extremely flustered, as if they were having an Ike & Tina blowout in the limo on the way to the ceremony. Here, her face registers absolute disgust:


And then of course, we have the granddaddy of all DV speculation:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!