Crickets Chirping

I am writing this post knowing full and well that I am a dying breed. I am one of the last "Bachelor" fans to roam this earth. Booo! My girlfriend and I watched this entire season and were not disappointed. A blah/bland straight man + a group of caddy "obvious girls"* = AWESOME. Major kudos goes out to the star of the show, Moana (left). Moana was to-hoa-tal Crazy Eyed Killah. A good ol' fashioned weirdo. The best part was when she met the Bachelor's parents. BLEW. IT. OUT. I luv'it. She was so freakin' crazy I had to pay tribute to her with a blog posting. Moana, if you're reading this, I LOVE YOU, bitch!