Best...show...ever!

If you haven't watched the first two seasons of Footballers' Wives, it's not too late! The show is on Sundays at 10pm on BBC America and the third season just started. Footballers' Wives is basically Desperate Housewives x 100. Let's just say in the opening show of this season, it was revealed that one of the wives was using a strap-on dildo on her bisexual David Beckham-ish husband. Tamale! Pictured above is the lesbian football manager Hazel (incidentally, the actress also played Magda, Patsy's editor in "Absolutely Fabulous") and the gold-digging cokewhore star of the show, Tanya Turner. Best...show...ever!