Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Clairee's Live Idol Blog

8:01 – Apparently, Ryan read our blog - he fixed his tie!

8:02
– Gedeon is totally Crazy Eyed Killah. I have a feeling he may have a woman stashed in a pit somewhere. And his shirt is practically buttoned down to his happy trail. What gives?

8:06 – Gedeon says he “knows how to love a woman”, including his “mom and grandmother”. I’m guessing he knows how to love that pit-woman, too!

8:11 – Ryan puts his hand on Chris’ shoulder for an uncomfortably long time. Can you blame him?

8:13 – After that performance, Paula is officially dripping wet.

8:15 – Chicken Little Covais is slightly uncomfortable to watch, but I have to say he does have a pretty decent voice.

8:18 – Hmmm… more unnecessary homophobic humor. Thanks again, Simon and Ryan!

8:23 – Taylor Hicks inexplicably licks Christopher Cross’ punany. Aaaaaaaaaand, I’m officially done with you…

8:25 – Can I just say that Bucky looks like he belongs swiggin’ PBR on a houseboat somewhere in Kentucky? I’m sorry – I’m inherently skeptical of anyone with the w.t. ‘stache and earrings in both ears.

8:27
– Paula says Bucky is “unpretentious”. “Obvious girl” much, Paula? That’s like calling Paris Hilton “slutty”.

8:32 – I finally placed it – Will Makar reminds me of a cross between a long lost Brady boy and John Mayer. Maybe that’s why I’m feeling chunks rising?

8:35 – How did I JUST NOW notice that Paula has some large, hideous white flower smashed between her tits? P.S. She is definitely on her “happy dolls” tonight.

8:40Taylor is in a bunny costume. We get it dude, you’re “different”.

8:42
Taylor sounds fine and all, but his dancing reminds of a crazy homeless person on the J train platform.

8:44 – Paula’s second pill has officially just kicked in.

8:45 – Elliott Yamin rocks out to Brian Adams’ “Heaven”. Nice song choice, gurl!

8:53 – Enough with the falsetto, Ace. You are not Daniel Bedingfield. You are not even that go-go boy from Scissor Sisters.

8:55
– Paula’s chair will have to be taken to a dumpster by some intern after the show it is so sopping wet.

8:59 – And another idol comes to a close. My picks, in this order: Chris (duh), Elliott, and begrudgingly Taylor (vocal only!)

4 Comments:

Blogger Truvy said...

Once again, excellent coverage, Clairee. Cheers cheers, thanks a lot.

First up, Gedeon is a total rainman. I love his intro segments.

Second, I thought the SAME THING about Will Makar looking like a Brady. He annoys me to the Nth degree. Same with Kevin Covais. Get them outta here, please!

I have to disagree with you on Ace Young, I liked his falsetto. Truedat, not as good as Michael Jackson's, but who's is.

My Top Picks (in order):
Ace
Elliot
Chris

1:51 PM, March 09, 2006

 
Blogger Truvy said...

ps... as per your Idol post from yesterday, I too am VERY concerned about the "Oh-woh-oh-woh-oh" taken out of the theme song. That was the best part!! Don't even tell me that A.I., being the cash cow that it is, is skimping on paying those royalties for the vocals. Bring it back NOW!

5:37 PM, March 09, 2006

 
Blogger M'Lynn said...

I cannot deal with Elliot's mouth. He has DV syndrome. Also, as much as I heart Chris, he was a total Obvious Guy with that song choice. Let's stretch, kid, let's stretch!

10:59 AM, March 10, 2006

 
Blogger Truvy said...

funny you should say that about Elliot. Husband says he looks like a hate crime jump.
Awww... I still like him though.

12:56 PM, March 10, 2006

 

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