Drop the baby Jesus, Grandma!

Oh my god, this woman is my new hero! All of her quotes in this story are hilarious. Basically, this 70 year old sunday school teacher stole the baby jesus from some blown-out sorority navity scene somewhere in Arkansas and got busted...which is priceless enough. Better yet, she's totally like, lighten up and eff you, it was a joke people. My favorite quote: "I didn't know we had a tattletale downtown." Awesome - even a shout-out to tattling!!!