Pro-Life Jumpoff
Well, we already knew Patty Heaton was a big American-flag-wavin' Republican, but here is some further fuel for the fire. She didn't say it, but my favorite quote in this article is from actor Patrick Warburton:"California law currently allows someone other than a parent to take a child, a girl as young as 12 years of age, to go and get an abortion without the parents knowing anything about this. This means that your neighbor, a teacher, an older boyfriend, a sexual predator - can legally take your 12 year-old daughter to go and get an abortion, a secret, confidential abortion."
Huh? Sexual predator? "Cm' ere little girl, get in the car...I've got some candy for you and I want to take you to get a secret, confidential abortion..." I don't get it! Patrick, THINK what you say before you say it!
Speaking of abortions (there's a lovely statement), I just bought/saw the newest Todd Solanz film Palindromes. As most of you know, I am obsessed with Todd Solanz films, including the brilliant "Welcome to the Dollhouse" and "Happiness". This particular film is about a 13-year old girl named Aviva who wants to have a baby so she can always have someone to love. I won't give anything else away, but suffice to say it is completely sick and twisted, and likewise I loved it. Check it out - you won't be disappointed!
p.s. Patty Heaton - your show sucked ass and nobody likes you...
posted by Clairee at 11/21/2005 09:24:00 PM
3 Comments:
yeah, i've got a sleeping-pill-laced tuna sandwich with your name on it.
9:41 AM, November 22, 2005
You didn't get the quote at all. The point isn't that the stranger'd help some innocent child to get an abortion...it's that the fucker'd knock up a little girl, get rid of the child, and no one would ever know. I mean, come on. I'm all over a good rant, but if you're gonna rant, understand the quote--otherwise you just sound dumber than K-Fed. And that's pretty hard.
2:56 PM, November 22, 2005
No, trust me I got it...it was the phrasing that was awkward and amusing. I was trying to make a joke, although it was obviously unsuccessful... But what I DON'T take kindly to is being compared to in any way to K-Fed. Why, I never!
4:29 PM, November 22, 2005
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