Ouizer Must Be Getting Old

Alright, I will finally admit it in print. I have been harboring a secret sick obsession with the blog GAYZOFOURLIVES (click on the title above for the link) for weeks now. It is the ultimate in insipid faggotry gone amok. Yet I simply can't get enough. Do I subconsciously yearn for a VIP pass to their C-list fashion parties and impromptu photo shoots? Yes, probably. Do I gape in wonder as they stand posing for hours in the corner of a bar in oversized belts, sunglasses and handbags? Yes, most definitely. Am I one of them at heart? No, I don't think so. It hit me most ironically after reading the following:

Junior Vasquez says that Kevin Aviance WILL perform at the Pier Dance! We might not know our audience that well BUT: Do people really go to the pier dance?



Everyone knows I am not a big Junior fan and I also shudder at the thought of Kevin Aviance doing yet another Pier Dance (the last time he 'performed' Donna Summer's "MacArthur Park" i was also wearing my Donna Summer homage outfit. When he smeared the cake left out on the rain all over himself I almost started to cry.). But no one's gonna diss my Pier Dance and get away with it (and yes, Pier Dance is capitalized; it's the Cabinet's Gay Christmas and one of our few mandatory Cabinet full-attendee events). We may be 62 and in full-body casts but we will still be there all together. And you can take all of my Bruno Magli belts, Armani sunglasses and Prada handbags away, but I wouldn't trade the Pier Dance for the world. See you on Sunday!