Zeta-Anus Is The BEST!!!

I didn't know Catherine Zeta-Anus let people touch her! Especially tween girl fans that look like they have cooties! But, alas, here is the proof that just when you thought you had her all figured out she could do something to surprise you. LOVES IT!!!

P.S. Catherine, if you are reading the Blog, please do not sue me for using your photos or calling you Zeta-Anus. I promise the following:

1. That I truly worship you and only call you Zeta-Anus out of love.
2. That I cried when the Scotsman gave you, the Welsh girl, your Oscar for Chicago.
3. That I share a birthday and place with your daughter, Carys Zeta-Anus-Douglas.
4. That I am not profiting monetarily from the use of your likeness, only trying to make it to the D-List.

Love Ya!