Arousing ALL The Senses

I don't know if this e-mail/event is true or not, but it does make perfect sense! (I checked in HX and Next to see if such a party existed but I don't see a listing so maybe the name was changed to protect the innocent. And no, I am not planning on going if that's what you were all thinking! Maybe Ricky has more detailed information, though.)

From: [redacted]
Date: November 10, 2005 6:15:32 AM EST
To: [redacted]
Subject: Tomorrow’s Party is ON!!! (Friday 11/11)

The Uptown Men’s Party

One room for socializing and one room for playing!

Complimentary hors d’oeuvres, beverages, condoms and lube. There will be spiked punch for those 21 and over. This is a party for in-shape, regular, attitude free guys between 18-45 years old. You don’t have to be a Chelsea boy with a gym bod, but be proportionate (husky okay, but not fat - sorry bears!) If you are a Chelsea boy, leave the Chelsea ‘tude at home for a night of hot sex! Everyone welcome - from muscle boys to the regular “Average Joe”.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

This week, hear Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor” in the “party” room all night long!

Also: I have once again arranged for rapid, confidential HIV testing to be provided during the party. Harlem United will be testing those who choose to be tested on W. 96th Street between Broadway & Amsterdam. You do not have to attend the party to take advantage of this free service.

[Thanks to www.gawker.com for this story!]