Nice dress, asshole...

Okay, so I know this picture is totally old. And I know there are some among the cabinet who (gasp!) actually like her. That said, I need to reiterate the fact that I DESPISE SHERYL CROW. Besides the fact that she is a complete hypocrite with an obvious lack of fashion sense, her voice is nail-on-a-chalkboard heinous. Like, when I hear one of her songs I literally want to open my arteries with a butter knife. And isn't she like 65? Enough already!