God, I wish I still lived in the midwest...

Then I could live in a heinous state like Kansas, which as you may know, has been fighting teaching evolution in classrooms for years. Check out this story on CNN about the Kansas Board of Education recently redefining school standards in favor of intelligent design. To me, this falls under the same category as "global warming doesn't exist" or "the earth is flat" or maybe "babies come from the stork". Congratulations - you have once again affirmed every stereotype I have about the agressive ignorance of middle america. Keep up the good work!