If You Don't Like My Attitude, Then You Can Eff Off

I don't know what the Eff is wrong with Sharon Osbourne lately, but she is a Permapig and she needs to stop mouthing off about Madonna before a house falls on her ugly face and her boobs explode into a million pieces. In an earlier post, I explained the concept of Mean To. If you are EVER Mean To Madonna, you get permanently placed on a list of people that get sent directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. You just go to hell. Elton John...dead to me. Boy George....dead to me. Here is a nice quote from Permapig that I found on www.msnbc.com:

“It’s like dressing up with [Madonna]. One day you’re in [bleeping] gun gear, then you’re in horsing gear, then you dress like a [bleeping] dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you’re in a flowery dress reading kids’ poetry looking like a [bleeping] librarian — then you’re back looking like an old hooker again,” Osbourne told the British mag Word, according to leaked reports.

Now WHAT gives you the right to say things like that, Permapig!? Having given birth to Pig In A Wig entitles you to run your trap in such an inconsiderate manner? Lest we forget, Pig In A Wig's first single was a remake of a Madonna classic, "Papa Don't Preach". You'd better hope I don't get my voodoo dolls out tonight, because I'm coming after you next...