He theeenks weeee look like weeetches!

The Beak has come out of hiding in recent days to remind the world that she still exists, though all of us in the Cabinet would like to reiterate the fact that we don't really care. First she popped up at Diddy's party in St. Tropez and was photographed looking all dewy and La-TEE-na, posing against a mirror with a sly smile on her face. (Huh?)

Now she's trying to milk it again by telling the world that she, too, has seen Suri Cruise, and has used all of the typical adjectives to describe her. You know the ones: breathtaking, beautiful, looks just like her parents, etc., etc. And while I have said time and again that I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT SURI CRUISE OR HER SUPPOSED EXISTENCE, I have to say that the poor dear is probably getting a hell of an introduction to life.

The three people who have gone on record to announce that they've "seen" Suri Cruise thus far: Leah Remini, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and The Beak.

Do you know how scared that poor child must be?!?!