Rhymes With Stritch

The New York City Gay Mens' Chorus (all together now: Whooooooa Je-ZUS!) has announced that Tony-winning blowbag Elaine "Oh, please don't do this to me! It's very rude!" Stritch will be the special guest star at its annual Holiday Spectacular! (Dude, what's up with the gays? Why can't it just be a concert? And if they're going to get all highfalutin about it, why not call it a jubilee?) Man, that's gonna be a show to remember. You just know Stritchie's gonna snap at them for something: "Hey, you in the third row! Stop singing like a sissy and get with the rest of these swishy singles before I come back there and give you something to cry about!"