Helloooooo Dollies!

Hey kids! I'm so excited about posting my first official blog entry ever. I'm gonna go by RJ on the site, since I shouldn't be revealing my true identity given my real job. (Look at me...all Valerie Plame and stuff.) Anyhow, I thought I'd alert you all to what must be the scariest collection of dolls-for-purchase in the history of the Internet. Seems the fabulous Richard Simmons—can I get a shout-out?—is a heeeeyuge doll fanatic, and he offers up a plethora of totally WEIRD little figurines on his website. Check 'em out! My favorite is Fern, who's lifting these lil' barbells and is apparently based on Richard's sister-in-law. According to Miss Richard, Fern "insists on sewing her own lycra ensembles because the ones in the store are just too skimpy." So basically he's saying she's still a lard-ass? I guess the Deal-A-Meal program didn't work so well.

(PS: I'm still learning how to do this, but if you click on the headline of my post, it'll take you right to the page with all of the dolls. Hot Tamale, this is so 21st century.)