I wanna know WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

You see, I was excited this weekend. Chipper, even. I was in a packed movie theatre chompin' at the bits to see the newest X-Men movie. I had my popcorn, a little buzz, and I was settling into a nice stretch of previews for potential summer blockbusters. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear? Fuckin Julia Stiles, in a trailer for the upcoming (pointless) remake of The Omen. Thanks Hoolia, way to ruin it for everyone.