Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Check this ish out! Satan, er, Vice President Dick Cheney, accidentally shot and injured a fellow hunter in Texas (where the fuck else) this past Saturday while out looking for quails. (I'm sorry, but gross. This is 21st century America and you are out shooting quails?? HEINOUS!)

It's not like Cheney needs more bad news surrounding him, and honestly, all I can do is laugh at his ineptitude. So I'll let the news speak for itself. But kids, are we all in agreeance that this needs to be remembered when balloting begins for the 2006 BLOW! Awards?